Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 75, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1910 — About All. [ARTICLE]

About All.

“Can a man do any good at college at fifty?” “Well, he’s too old , for football, of coarse. He might possibly get on the mandolin club.”—Pittsburg Post. The pretty salesgirl, you’ll agree. Views not with much alarm The charms of girls in the social swim. For. she has her countercharmv f —Chicago News. “Gentlemen of the jury.” said the prosecuting barrister, “this prisoner is an unmitigated scoundrel. He acknowledges it And yet. thanks to the wisdom of the common law, he has been given a fair trial by a jury of his own peers.”—lrish Catholic.

A fellow has to hustle now And do his daily chores And, furthermore, be cartful how He hangs around stage doors. The stage door is a garish spot, A risky place to lurk. And loafing there has put a lot Of fellows out of work. The same is true from Maine to Cal, And we have proofs tos bring. Just take a glance at Portugal— It happened to a king. —Louisville Courier-Journal. .... « .- ' ’ ’ ’ ’ • ; . T • a-, v ...... i