Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1910 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Old fashioned #.rments are naturally unfamiliar to five-year-old Helen. Recently she was looking at the pictures in a somewhat ancient magazine and observed an engraving of a woman equipjied with far spreading crinoline.. “Oh, mamma, look'” she exclaimed. “Here’s a foolish lady who’s wearing her hat for a skirt!”— Woman’s Home Companion. To see the first gray hair arrive j Will fill a woman’s heart with woe. But man to. grief you cannot drive Until he sees his last one go. ; —Philadelphia Ledger. Mrs. Oldun—l hope you and your husband live happily together M rs. Stror.gmlu.l-I should say we do. I’d just like to see him live unhappily with me!—Wasp. A man can grow forests both deep and wide. , Luxurious birches and pines;,, He can grow oak trees with the greatest Of c-a.-e Ai d of shrubs and vines. He can gr.nv <. >ICe fruits on the topmost boug.-s. On which the nations ere-fed. But 'he can't grow a thatch on the little bald patch On the top of his well tilled head. —Aiou.il Tom Herald. Teacher—Now do you see the difference between animal instinct and human reason? Bright Boy—Yes*m.~ If we had instinct we would know everything we needed to without learning it, but we’ve got the reason and have to study ourselves mos’ blind or be a fqoi.—Good News. . ■ r ~ ■' l. An aviator should be good, So when he's flying extra high And nothing works just as it should He’ll have a mansion in the sky, —Puck. “You are always looking into the mirror. You should not be so vain.” “I’m not vain. I don’t think I’m half so good looking as I really am.”— Stray Stories. You say that I’m fickle and insincere, . But I solemnly swear that’s untrue, I merely admire those other girls, dear. For the traits that remind me of you. > —Llppmcott’a .V - .