Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1910 — A Wonder. [ARTICLE]

A Wonder.

Junior Partner—l see you have engaged a new clerk. Is be a good salesman? Senior Partner Good salesman? Great Scott, I bad to send for the police to prevent him from talking me into taking him Into the firm.—Spokane Spokesman-Review Unanimous Anyway. Hl Tragerdy—Yes, we opened in Oshkosh. Lowe Comordy—And what .did your audience think of your Hamlet? Hl Tragerdy—Why—er—be went out before I had a chance to ask him.— Catholic Standard and Times. To Sew In Sleeves. After seams in waist have teen sewed and armhole trimmed to suit hold edges together beginning at shoulder seam. Measure carefully until you find the center and mark It with a thread. If the waist is for a thin person place the sleeve seam one inch forward of this mark. If for medium, one and one-fourth Inches, and if stout one and one-half Inches. This is Infallible if followed with exactness. Sour Pork Chops. This is a German dish. Fry the required number of pork chops and remove them to a hot platter. Stir A. tablespoonful of flour into the glaze In the pan and when brown add threequarter cupful hot water, one-quarter cupful vinegar, one-half teuspoonful allspice, pepper and salt. Pour this gravy over the chops.