Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 73, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1910 — Ths Swear Off Family. [ARTICLE]

Ths Swear Off Family.

Father’s going to swear off smoking. Mother’s going to swear off cards. Sis is going to swear off chewing Gum and stretching it for yards. Brother Bill will swear off spending Every cent he makes for clothes. I will have to swear off eating Pie and cookies, I suppose. Everybody’s resoluting Something good to do next year. Home is going to be so lovely I won't get much fun, I fear. Things they like the best they’re swearing. Off, and goddness only knows ■What bad habit I must break off. But it’s cookies, I suppose. —Detroit Free Press.