Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 63, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 November 1910 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 6 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Deliberate. “Your husband seems to like to work In the garden.” “Does it seem that way?" “He is out I here a good deni. Does he accomplish much?" “Well, a moving picture man who tried to get him when he was real busy might go to sleep on the Job and not spoil the picture.” But * Not e Prohibitionist. “We are going .o take Brown out to camp with us.” “That’s a good Idea.” • “Think so?” “Yes.” "Why?" “Because in case of a wet season you will always have something dry in camp." Bad Taeta. “I don't like sarcastic people." “Don’t yon?" “No.” “Hurts, does it?" “ ’Tisn't that at all.” “What then?" “Makes me so mad that I did not say the mean things first."

Civilized. No longer do the heathen rage Or pause to throw a fit. They take their troubles Into court And get the worst of It. \ U «" I W-Ws./ Where Pirate* RlrM Swunfl. bp jJ “He has been j looking up hie n\ V\ tree.” '^ v lp J VaX “And what did II I] W he find?” ■ \ “What do yon \ S \a suppose?” 1 flj “A yardarm.” * * 1 ~ ' ! Suitable. “You look very thoughtful today.” “Do I really?” “Yes. I wonder"— f “Wonder what?" “Why you look so thoughtful.” “It is considered rather becoming.” Explained. “He can’t tell a lie.” “Honest?” “Honest.” “He must be a man of great integrity.” “Oh, no; just lacks originality.” Good Reason. “Brown doesn’t come round any more.” 1 - “I notice that.” “I wonder why. 4 * V* J “He doesn’t know how to square himself.”

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