Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 53, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1910 — Woman’s World [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Woman’s World

No Moro Flossie’s Fair— Miss Libbey’s Stopped Writing Novels.

Terrible calamity! Girls, it's something awful! Laura Jean labbey has written net last book. Positively her last! Her press agent says so. Georgiana, the beautiful silk spinner. will never again clasp Alexander Algernon Du Rois Vere de Vere in her strong young arms while the liquid starlight flames in the burning depths of her lapis lazuli orbs. Alas, how perfectly horrible if true! No more marriages of gartered dukes to the sweet singing little canary in the chambre de cuisine. Never no more will the proud earl discard his son and heir and cut him off with a shoe button for marrying the lodgekeeper's magnificently pulchritudinous adopted daughter who eventually turns out to be a lost duchess and heiress to all-tbe coffee lands in Brazil. L. J. Libbey’s threat must carry consternation to every kitchen in the land, and 10.000.000 factory girls will tear their hair with pitiful wails when they get the stupendous news. And what will the distinguished au-thoress-vaudevillian turn her pen to now? Hist! She e’en will become a playwright. The playwright hanker grips her soul and mayhap she will strip the brows of Theodore Kremer and Owen Davis, vaudeville playwrights, of theif toilfully won laurels.

MISS LAURA JEAN LIBBEY.