Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 September 1910 — Practical Idea. [ARTICLE]

Practical Idea.

“History, it is said, always repeats itself." “Does it, pa?” “Yes." •• 1 ' “Then 1 wish it would repeat itself when the teacher calls on me to recite and I can't repeat it."

Depends. “Are you foud of dates?’ “Dates?** •‘Yes.”,.'. - *- “Well; that depends." “How depends?” ■ “On who the other half of the sketch is.” ?

Slim Picking.

“He is as poor as Job’s turkey.” “Rnt turkeys had not been discovered iu the days of Job.” ' “That was what made them so poor. Their owner couldn’t locate the birds to throw shelled corn to them.”