Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1910 — Questions and Answers. [ARTICLE]

Questions and Answers.

Why is a solar eclipse like a parent beating his boy? Because it is a hiding of the sun. Why is a dog’s tail a great novelty? Because nobody has seen it before. Whatsis the difference between an auction and seasickness? One is a sale of effects, .the other the effect of a sail. How long can a goose stand on one leg? Try it and see. Who first introduced salt meat into the nary? Noah when he took Ham into the ark.—Philadelphia Ledger. A Rule For Every Day. Monday—Never put off till tomorrow what you cau do today. Tuesday—Never trouble another for what you can do yourself. Wednesday—Never spend money before you have it. Thursday—Never buy what you do not need because it is a bargain. Friday—Never indulge in too much : too d. Saturday—Never indulge in false pride. Sunday—Never be afraid to say “No” what you are tempted. V Use the souvenir envelopes on sale at The Democrat office when writing to your friends or business acquaintances. f