Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 August 1910 — LANGUAGE OF STAMPS. [ARTICLE]

LANGUAGE OF STAMPS.

Licking a stamp means: Germs don’t bother me. Placing a stamp on sideways: I am an idiot. Borrowing a stamp: I am two cents in. Getting some trading stamps: I’ve probably made a foolish purchase Putting a two-cent stamp on a local souvenir postal: Darn the expense. The stamp of a woman’s" foot, accompanied by a pointing of her finger, means: absquatulate.