Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1910 — Began Too Soon. [ARTICLE]

Began Too Soon.

Mr. Rocks—This titled foreigner wants to marry our daughter. Mrs. Rocks—How delightful! Is he a baron? Mr. Rocks—Very barren. He tried to touch me for fifty.—Boston Herald.