Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1910 — Measuring the Sermons. [ARTICLE]

Measuring the Sermons.

“I believe it would be a good thing,” said the deacon to the pastor, “if you wouldn’t make your sermons quite so long." “Why, man. I am commanded to preach the milk of the word,” said the pastor. - “All right, then,” said the deacon. “Make it condensed milk.”—Boston Traveler.