Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1910 — If No Substitute Be Found. [ARTICLE]

If No Substitute Be Found.

Mrs. Dorkins (calling from top of stairway)—John, have you locked all the rubber shoes in the safe? Mr. Doriqns—Yes. Mrs. Dorkins —Well, tie the dog near the rubber plant and turn out the lights.—Chicago Tribune.