Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1910 — A Winner. [ARTICLE]

A Winner.

I "Yes. Inkern got up a summer novel that immediately became a best seller.’* j That so? Something new in the j plot?" - "No. But when it came to the page [where he described the looks of the heroine he had bis publisher insert a mirror.”—Life. A Model Hired Man. "Missus, do you hired man?” < "Well, yes. I’m looking for a man who can do the chores, sweep, clean the rooms, be polite and never be impudent." “Say. missus, youse is lookin’ for a husband.’’—Success Magazine. She Had the Price. In vain they told the heiress that the duke was an impostor and worse. “Why," said a friend. "1 have read there is a price uplon his head.” But the heiress, all serene, only answered. “I have the price!”—Young’s Magazine. An Impossibility. “Dumier received a shock of 50,000 volts through his brain." "Nonsense! How do you suppose that number of volts could ever have crowded their way through a brain like Du mier’s?”—Philadelphia Ledger.