Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1910 — Holdman Dartmouth’s Track Captain. [ARTICLE]

Holdman Dartmouth’s Track Captain.

At a meeting of the Dartmouth track team recently Oro Ellsworth Holdman of Seattle. Wash., whs elected captain for next year. Holdman has been on the‘team for three years and holds the college record for the pole vault. Song of the Cynics. Hail the executions: : Hail the electric chair! What’s the use otliving When there's no good anywhere? The next world may be better. It certainly can't be worse. So lead my funeral with three brasi bands And cheer my passing hearse. Away from this world, where nothing** :■ good' '! Come, take a gambler's chance. The piper’s paid, and how let’s see What measure we shall dance. So hail the executioner! Hail the electric chair! What's the use of living? • '' There’s no good anywhere! « —Harvard Lampoon.