Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1910 — The Perfect Man. [ARTICLE]

The Perfect Man.

There is a man who never drinks Nor smokes nor chews nor swoanu Who never gambles, never flirts And shuns all sinful soar— He's paralysed. There is a man who never does Anything that is not right. His wife can tell just where be Is At morning, noon and night— He’s dead. —lndianapolis New*.