Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1910 — In Modern Times. [ARTICLE]

In Modern Times.

“Hang it all, Ethel, must your aunt go along?” “Yes, George, but when everything’s going nicely you can pretend that something’s wrong with the machinery and that it’s absolutely necessary to lighten ship so we won't all be killed, and then we’ll drop auntie overboard with the parachute.”—Life.