Jasper County Democrat, Volume 13, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 April 1910 — She Didn’t Miss It. [ARTICLE]

She Didn’t Miss It.

“What kind of a husband did Mabel draw in the lottery?” “Oh, he is a prize!” “Brings home most everything, I suppose?” “Everything but a jag.”

Appropriate.

“It Is an ill wind that blows nobody good.” “Did you say an 111 wind?" “Yes.” “Then you’d better call in that hot air doctor.”

Just For a Change.

“Poor old man! He thought all of his troubles ,would be ended when he married the cook.” „ “And weren’t they?” “No. they were just beginning. He found out very soon that she married him so that she stop cooking.”