Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 93, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 March 1910 — Professional Advice. [ARTICLE]

Professional Advice.

Father Dooley had just tied the knot. He looked expectant, the bride looked sheepish, and Pat, shifting from one foot to another, looked guilty. At last he began, “I—l—don't like to be mane, father, but I changed me clothes in a hurry and left me wages in me other pants.” Then he added in a whisper: “Take me down in the cellar. I’m a plumber, and I’ll show ye how to fix the gas meter so't won’t register more than 40 per cent.” —Success Magazine.