Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 71, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1909 — Page 10 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

X Humor and X X Philosophy d X DVJVCAJV AT. SMITH \ PERT PARAGRAPHS. fpHE smile that won’t come off does not justify its name the morning after election when worn by the defeated candidate. It isn’t pleasant to meet the man with the backbone when he is in opposition to your own interests. Some people have a way of being conspicuous by being persistently inconspicuous. _ < The really mel>r- } ancholy days are — 7 those when your digestion is out (9 of tune and your ,iver B ets off the key ' fM The specialty I / of many of the J / rising generation ,' consists in not Jw rising. One half of the m/ world oftentimes V knows how the other half lives. P but in that case it can’s see why. We naturally expect to see a man stumble and go heels over head into trouble who la star gazing either skyward or stageward. . / There are people so very fond of themselves that they can’t by any chance ever bo lonesome. Not being clever Is often the cleverest play that a really clever person makes.