Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 71, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1909 — Page 9 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

S « 0 Cause of Comv plaint. “Sheins to me the moon has a kick coming.” “On what grounds?’ “Well, it is the brightest ium 1nary of the night and yet it isn’t cast for a star part.” at at Rugged. “A man in New York married three women.” “All living?” “Sure.” “Well, that isn’t so surprising as the fact that he is.” Explained. “He has a very delicate touch.” “I didn’t know he was an artist.” “He isn’t.” “Oh, a masseur?’ “Not at all; just an ordinary friend.” Not Hard to Do. “That fellow is absolutely clumsy. He can’t make a thing.” “Oh, yes, he can!” “I would like to know what?” “A lot of trouble.” When Not Intimidated. “Do you believe in woman suffrage? “I have to. My wife is a suffragette.” “I mean when you are downtown.” Qualified. “I wish 1 could marry a rich heiress.” “Are you a duke of anything?’ “No, but Ism just as useless." All Right Then. “Isn’t your head a little turned, old man?’ “Yes, but it fits better that way.”

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