Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 65, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1909 — BY THE LITTLE TOTS. [ARTICLE]

BY THE LITTLE TOTS.

Bright Bits of Humor From tho Mouths of Bobos. U *T' OMMY.” said the minister to ft J| naughty urchin, “you should be good, like my boy.” “Huh!” rejoined Tommy. "You get so many slippers given to you he’s afraid to be bad.” One evening Fred, aged four, saw a shooting Btar for the first time. Running into the. house, he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma!* I’ll bet there’s going to be trouble in heaven tonight. Somebody let one of the stars fall!” “Oh, dear,” said the tired mother, “I wish I were a little girl again, like you!” “Well,” rejoined five-year-old Bessie, "lets play you are my little girl; then you act naughty and I’ll spank you and send you to bed without your supper.” t “How is your mother this morning, Edward?” asked a neighbor of a five-year-old hopeful. “She’s better, thank you,” replied the little fellow, “but the doctor says she isn’t quite so better as she was.”— Chicago News.