Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 August 1909 — THE REAL THING. [ARTICLE]

THE REAL THING.

"What’s doing in the way of amusements?” asks the newcomer from Remington of the old inhabitant of Hades. "Baseball game every afternoon,” answers the old inhabitant. "Baseball? You don’t mean it! That’s great- I was a fan from ’way back, on earth. On the square, do you have baseball every day?” “Sure thing.” “By ginger! This place suits me. Baseball! Say, this can’t be hell, then.” “Yes, it is. The home team always loses.”