Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 July 1909 — A Long Memory. [ARTICLE]

A Long Memory.

“Mrs. Brown says she has a good memory for faces since she belongs to so many clubs.” “She has, even when thej’ are changing all the time.” “Has she?” “Yes; she always knows her baby when they meet outside.” Relief. Sing a song of sixpence. Bottle full of rye For a fellow in the south Feeling extra dry. No saloons are open, But he doesn’t care If he has a pocket With a bottle there. Some Difference. “Yes. Strlngville Is your nearest town.” “How far Is it over there?” “Do you mean by the roqd or as Wilbur Wright files?” Hint to the Losing Team. “I thought they bad to mind the umpire.” “They do.” “But he told them to play ball.”