Jasper County Democrat, Volume 12, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 May 1909 — Simplicity Itself. [ARTICLE]

Simplicity Itself.

“You are not going to make garden again this spring, are you?” asks the .fond wife of the brutal husband. “I certainly am,” declares the brutal husband, a look of stern determination settling upon his countenance. “But last year your radishes came up turnips and your onions came up spinach and your sweet peas came up corn. I should think that would discourage you.” “That’s the woman of it! This year I will pimply plant turnips and spinach and corn and get the radishes and onions and sweet peas I want.”—Chicago Post.