Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1909 — Physical Impossibility. [ARTICLE]

Physical Impossibility.

Maud—Do tell me, Alice! Did Charley go down on his knees to you when he proposed? Alice—Nonsense! Why, how could he have gone down on bis knees to me? Why, I—well, where do you suppose I was anyway?—New York Herald.