Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1909 — Giving Advice. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Giving Advice.

Cocoanut—My, Isn’t It wretchedly stuffy here? »I’m all In a commotion. Pineapple—Calm yourself. If you persist in splashing your milk you’ll become seasick.