Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1909 — Page 3

STOMACH DISTRESS.

And nil Misery from Indigestion Vanishes Five Minutes liter. Every family here ought to keep some Diapepßin in the house, as gny one of you may have an attack' of Indigestion or Stomach trouble at any time, day or night. This harmless preparation willdigest anything you eat and overcome •a sour stomach five minutes afterwards. If your meals don’t tempt you, or ''irhat little you eat seems to fill you, or lays like a lump of lead in your stomach, or if you have heartburn, that is a sign of Indigestion. Ask your Pharmacist for a 50cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin and take one triangule after supper tonight. There will, be no sour risings, no, belching of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or Intestinal griping. This will all go, and, besides, there will be no sour food left over in the stomach to poison your breath with nauseous odors. ’ Pape’s Diapepsin is a certain cure for all stomach misery, because it will take hold of your food and digest it just the same as if your stomach wasn’t there. Actual, prompt relief for all your Btomach misery is at your Pharmacist, waiting for you. These large 50-cent cases contain more than sufficient to cure a case of Dyspepsia or Indesgestlon.

FARM LOANS. Money to loan on farm property in any sums up to 110,000. E. P. HONAN. Incubator Oil, Incubator Thermometers, Incubator Lamps, and Sanitary Hen Coops and Nests— We have them. EGER BROS. MONEY TO LOAN. A small amount of private money to loan on first mortgage on real estate in Rensselaer, if taken at once. ARTHUR H. HOPKINS. Chop Feed, Bran, Poultry Feeds, Middlings, Glutln Feed, Daisy Dairy Feed, Cracked Corn, Oil Meal, Beef Scraps, Bone Meal, Grit, Oyster Sheels, Charcoal, Wheat, and Hominy Meal —‘Maines ft Hamilton. TALK ABOUT QUALITY. Won Sweepstakes at the Rensselaer and Lowell Poultry shows, 1909 —3 silver cups, 15 specials and 2 on cockerel, 4th cock, 4th pullet, and 4th hen, at Indianapolis, in the largest and best clasß of Langshans I ever saw. Eggs from my pens |3 for 15; outside flock, 31.60 for 15; 36 for 100. WM. HERSHMAN, R-R-l Medaryville, Ind. HORSE BILLS. The Democrat, as usual, is prepared to print horse bills again this season in the most approved form and at reasonable prices. Cuts of horses and Jacks of various breeds. Breeders are cordially invited to call in and see sample bills and get prices. Setting Eggs For Sale—lt’s the busy hen that lays and the laying hens that pay. Pure bred Single Comb White Leghorn Eggs for sale, 75c per setting of 16. There were 14,070 eggs laid on this farm last year by 175 hens. MRS. EDWARD HERATH, Route 1, Phone 502-D.

Farm Bargains 40 acres, no buildings, on public road, near school churches and station. Only $500; terms S2OO down. 64 acres, near good town with all kinds of business. 3 churches, bank, brick high school, elevator, and lies 1 on main road, free mail route, school across the road; has five-room house, fair barn, chicken house, smoke house, garden fenced with picket fence, good well, fruit, 12 acres in rye; lies near dredge > ditch, now being built, ditch tax paid. Will offer for a short time at only $22.50 per acre. Terms, S4OO down. 126 acres, in good neighborhood, near good town, on free mail route, school on the farm; good house, barn and other outbuildings, good well, fruit for family use; 18 acres in rye, 45 acres for corn and remainder timber and pasture. This farm lies near dredge ditch now being dug and the ditch tax paid. Price $22.60 per acre for quick sale. Terms t<oo down. 280 acres, near several stations, on gravel road, school, is level black land, 30 acres cultivated, remainder original soil mostly black prairie land, is fenced and has been used for pasture, has 25 bearing apple trees, but no buildings. This land lies 11 miles from this place and in good neighborhood. If sold soon will close it out at $22.b0 per acre. Terms SI,OOO down. Will take live stock as first payment on either of the above places or clear property in this city. Can give possession of either place if sold soon. '** Q. P. METERS. Office in Leopold blk., opposite State Bank.

Knowledge of Aeronautics Would Prepare Public For Future Wars.

I !*•••••••■♦ HE one thing now most needed in America is a ! j \ \ BROADER PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE OF AEROg 3 I NAUTICS and the practical possibilities, probabili--3 3 \ * 3 * ties and utilities of the flying machine, especially as J > < | applied to national defense. ' FUTURE WARS WILL NOT BE DECIDED, AS HERETOFORE, BY ARTILLERY THUNDERING FROM HILL TO HILL. NAPOLEON’S DICTUM’THAT GOD FIGHTB ON THE SIDE OF THE STRONGEST ARTILLERY WILL NO LONGER HOLD TRUE. GOD WILL HEREAFTER FIGHT ON THE BIDE THAT HAS THE STRONGEST FLYING MACHINEB AND THE MOBT OF THEM. Although flying machines will not be able to carry any artillery, yet an army of raiders with the raiders’ outfit will be able to reconnoiter and ALIGHT IN DEFENSELESS PLACES, destroy bridges, rip up railroads, cut communications, burn towns, blow up magazines, stores and powder mills. As in future wars these visitations may come any night to any inland town, NO HOME WELL BE SAFE. Death and rapine may any moment come thundering at the door. No longer will war be confined to restricted areas whence women and children may be removed to places of safety. There will be NO REFUGE whither they can fly from the Huns and Vandals of war. The aeronaut can laugh at forts, coast fortifications and battleships. • THE FLYING MACHINE WILL MAKE IT THE INTIMATE LOCAL CONCERN OF ALL CITIZENB OF THE UNITED BTATES TO PREPARE FOR AERIAL NATIONAL DEFENSE. THE WORLD 18 MOVING FABT. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO BE LEFT BEHIND. THE TIME FOR RECOGNITION, FINANCIAL SUP* PORT AND ACTION 18 NOW.

Work Because You Love It, Not For a Goal.

By WILLIAM C. BROWN.

SUCCESS does not come through thinking about it or looking toward it as a goal It comes simply as the result of FORGETTING YOURSELF IN THE WORK YOU ARE and aiming to do that work better than it has ever, been done before. Be willing to drudge. Be eager for work. WORK FOR THE LOVE OF IT, NOT FOR A GOAL. Never mind if you must work overtime. Be glad of that, too, if it is necessary. AFTER ALL, THE BUCCEBBFUL MAN IS THE MAN WHO IS REALLY UNCONBCIOUS THAT HE 18 MAKING A SUCCESS—A MAN WHO JUBT GOEB AHEAD WITH Hrß WORK, FORGETTING - HIMSELF COMPLETELY IN IT AND DETERMINED TO DO THAT WORK BETTER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. The prime secret is EAGERNESS TO WORK. Then should come FIDELITY TO ONE’S EMPLOYERS. A man should lose himself completely in the interests of his employers, making their problems his problems, their welfare his own personal concern. He should make himself indispensable to them, simply by proving his strict loyalty at all times, under all circumstances. He should be glad to DO MORE THAN HIS SHARE if need be. NEVER BHOULO HE SHIRK RESPONSIBILITY. IT 18 ONLY THROUGH ABSUMING GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES THAT A MAN CAN FIT HIMBELF FOR A POSITION OF TRUST. A man should always be on the LOOKOUT FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO' ASSIST HIS EMPLOYERS. He should be wide awake for chances to improve himself and LEARN NEW THINGS. After the working hours are over, instead of feeling free to relax and glad of release from work, a man should look about him and see if there is not SOMETHING MORE he can do. HIB QUESTION SHOULD BE EACH DAY: “HOW MUCH MORE WORK CAN I DOT HOW MUCH MORE CAN I LEARNT”

Powerful Navy Is Needed To Insure Neutrality Of Panama Canal.

By PERRY BELMONT.

CHE cost of the Panama canal and the manner in which the millions necessary have been and are to be expended are) matters of the greatest moment to be considered by those professionally competent to judge, but the guarantee of neutrality, involving the HEAVIEST OF RESPONSIBILITIES, renders it all the more important that an economical and practical plan of construction be adopted. THAT OUR WAR VEBBELB CAN BE TRANSFERRED FROM ONE OCEAN TO THE OTHER DOES NOT MATERIALLY AFFECT THE AMOUNTS THAT WE SHALL BE COMPELLED TO EXPEND IN BUILDING A NAVY POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAINTAIN THE GUARANTEES WE HAVE UNDERTAKEN TO ENFORCE. OUR NAVY MUBT, THEREFORE, BE AT LEAST EQUAL TO THAT OF ANY OTHER POWER. V The CONSTRUCTION OF AN ADEQUATE NAVY is only one of the obligations imposed upon the nation guaranteeing the neutrality of the projected international highway. The RESPONSIBILITY OF SUCH A GUARANTEE IS AMERICAN. Perhaps it is not exclusively American in the sense of repelling other states of the continent, but it manifestly is an American responsibility that includes the United States of America, Mexico and the states of Central and South America. The Hay-Pauncefote treaty indicates that the interoceanic canal problems include Europe and Japan, with her powerful navy, and China, whose position upon the sea is at present undetermined. They will have a part in the solution now that the completion of the canal seems to be in sight. Nothing is to' be gained by avoiding or postponing the consideration of these vital juastions, which MUST EVENTUALLY BE FACED. ■

By HUDSON MAXIM. Inventor.

President of the New York Central Railroad.

Lawyer, of New York.

THE WILL.

Hans Hartkopf was a farmer by profession and a Pennsylvania Dutchman by extraction. He was a widower, and his daughter, Katrina, was the head of the house—that is, its feminine head, for old Hans was emphatically lord and master. His will was law, and from bis judgments there was no appeal. Katrina was the belle of the countryside. Of all Katrina’s admirers Karl Veeder was the only one upon whom Mr. Hartkopf looked at all encouragingly. To tell the truth, Mr. Hartkopf had set his heart on having Karl for a son-in-law, and one day the subject was broached between the father and daughter, the former expressing his wish or, rather, command, against which the latter rebelled outright. Katrina had or fancied she had two good reasons for her conduct. In the first place, she didn’t love Kart Veeder, and this she told her father plump and plain. Next, but this she kept to herself, she did love John Greer, a strapping, handsome youth, who was her father's foreman. Lawyer Kaufbrlef was called in to draft old Hans* will, which ran to this effect: If Katrina married in her father’s lifetime without his consent or failed to marry Karl Veeder, provided he proposed within a year after the testator’s death, all the latter’s property was to go to Karl without reserve. In the course of time business required Mr. Hartkopf to make a trip to the city, quite a journey for old Hans and one he was very loath to undertake. John Greer drove him to the station, where Karl Veeder was in waiting to bid goodby to his father-in-law presumptive. “Take this,” said Karl, putting something In the old gentleman’s hand. “A few drops of it before going to bed is a sure preventive of rheumatism.” Karl Veeder had sought to pay this little attention unobserved, but John Greer, who was minding the horses hard by, had quick eyes and ears. After seeing his employer off John hurried home with the team and then ran at full speed to a spot where a secluded path penetrated a dense thicket. He had chanced to pass that way in the early morning and had caught sight of Karl Veeder partially concealed among the bushes with a small vial in his hand, from which he was apparently picking a paper label, the fragments of which he threw away. Carefully searching among the dead leaves on the ground, John Greer found a number of small pieces of paper. These he collected and then, with the patience of one solving a Chinese puzzle, put them together. With an exclamation of horror he started back. Then, taking out his pocketbook with trembling fingers, he thrust the paper fragments into one of its folds and ran without halting to the railway station. Another city bound train had just stopped, and in a few minutes John was aboard and off. Farmer Hartkopf had expected to spend several days in the city, and Karl Veeder called over the evening after her father’s departure to have a quiet chat with Katrina, who in deference to the farmer’s orders didn’t care to be quite rude to Karl, much as she despised him. Karl was artfully maneuvering to turn the conversation into a channel which Katrina was as artfully avoiding when without warning in bustled old Hans, with John Greer at his heels. Veeder looked both startled and surprised. “Vot you call dot, hey?” shouted the excited farmer, thrusting a vial under Karl’s nose. \ “I—l don’t understand you,” the latter stammered. “Dot met-eine you gif me yesterday—vot you call him, hey?' "I assure you, sir,” said Karl, “it is quite harmless and would have done you much good.” “Yah—no doubt Subbose you dake von leetle trop?” Veeder drew back quickly. “I do not need it,” he answered evasively. “I am not afflicted with rheumatism.” "And never will pe if you’ll dake von leetle trop o’ dess. Vy, I’ve had it examined by von o’ dem metical pig pugs down in Philadelphy, and he says—vot did he call it, Chonny?’ “Prussic acid,” said John Greer, “which is also the name on the label, the pieces of which I picked up where I saw you scatter them in the thicket yesterday.” “You see, it’s all out" resumed the farmer. “You thought nopoty seed you ven you gif me dot stuff and I’d take it goin’ to pet and pe found tead in de morn in’. Den de doctors vould schmell de pottle, rip up de gorpse and say It had killed itself mit pizen. “Now, Karl Veeder,” resumed the farmer after a pause for breath, “I’m goin’ to do two t’ings—first purn dot vill and den kick you out.” But Karl didn’t wait for either, nor was his face ever seen in that country again. “Katrina,” said the farmer while the will was blazing in the grate, “Chonny Greer dells me dot be loses you and vants you for a vlfe. He’s safed my life, and I’ve gif him my vord, and you mustn’t disopey your vader.” And Katrina didn’t A Model. “Come, Jack, one more game of pool.” “No; I promised my wife I would come home early.” “So did I promise mine.” “No; she will be worried.” “I haven’t got that kind of wtfD. Gome on.” “No; my wife hasn’t got that kind of husband.”

HIS TEETH should have attention at once. You will make the fact more forceful to him, by your hint; bf course he will appreciate it. Doubtless he has been told about my operations, that they don’t make patients wish there was no dentist in existence. The reliability of my operations is one reason of their growing popularity. Tell him how much more he will enjoy the use of good tMth. t&uHMasplttMMH ■dh. j. w. HOUTO/r,

PRICE vs. QUALITY And perfect fitting. Mere spectacles fitted in a haphazard way are apt to be an injury to the eyes. This is a matter in which you cannot afford to take chances. To preserve vision means to help the eyes do their work; to help the eyes means to wear glasses—not any glasses, but scientifically fitted glasses. We are fully qualified in this line and would appreciate your Our glasses are reasonable in price—your sight is priceless. DR. ROSE M. REMMEK Second Floor of Harris Bank Building. ’Phone 408.

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The Anvil Chorus “Order is Heaven’s first law,” DeArmond’s work’s without flaw; “Instinct builds a nest that’s true,” DeArmond shapes the horseshoe. W. S. DeARMOND, Tofft,

For the Trade of 1909 /expect to ejehibit the best line of Buggies that ever came into the city of Rensselaer. I have bought three car loads at this writing and if the trade is as good as last season (and I think it will be better) I will need another car or two. I have the agency for none but first-class firms* goods, the latest styles of Auto Seats and other designs of high-class. All work made up by experiened workmen and no job is misrepresented, nothing but guaranteed work is bought or sold; the best that can be bought is none too good; the good class of work is the winner in the long run. With this fine line of Buggies and Carriages, I also have the Farm Wagon with a reputation behind it, the Studebaker, South Bend, Ind. Some one is advertising wagons built out of White Oak and Hickory—why, that is an everyday occurance with the Studebaker, for the last fifty years and still at it. The world’s best Mower and Binder, the McCormick, also the McCormick Hay Rake, they have double coil teeth which makes them more than again as good as the single coil. For a Manure Spreader, The Success is the world’s best; it regulates the number of loads you wish to put on an acre. I have other articles for sale:—Clover Leaf Stock Tonic and Poultry Tonic, guaranteed to give satisfacton or monej T refunded. Extras for all machines I sell. C. A. “Roberts On Front Street, north of Postoffice and just across the street from King’s Blacksmith Shop, Rensselaer, Indiana. -