Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 71, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1909 — In a Hurry. [ARTICLE]

In a Hurry.

A man applied at the marriage buteau the other day for a license. He was alone,, and the clerk asked him where his prospective wife was. “Why, ,1 don’t know, sir,” he replied, In evident surprise. "We can’t give you a license unless she comes here with you and signs the books,” was the reply. "Well,” he explained, *?I don’t see how I’m golnJ to bring her. I ain’t decided which one it’s goin’ to be yet.” And he went away crestfallen.—New York Poet