Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 63, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1909 — Stems Hops. [ARTICLE]

Stems Hops.

He—Upon my word, you grow prettier every day. She—Just now I am living on brown bread and water to improve my complexion. He—How long can you keep that up! She—Oh, indefinitely. He—Then let’s get married.—Northwestern Academician.