Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 61, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 January 1909 — Objects to Being Questioned. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Objects to Being Questioned.

Tommy—Oh. my pa says you’re a blamed nuisance, teacher. Teachei —What? Tommy—Well, that's what he says I am when I ask questions, and that’s what you're always a-doin’.—Pittsburg Post.

Waiter—I’m sorry, sir, but the chef says he can’t take the steak back. You’ve bent it.—Harper’s Weekly.