Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 December 1908 — PERT PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Sometimes a woman belongs to a woman’s <Jub, and sometimes a woman's club belongs to a woman. If you tlnd it hard work to keep your temper, you would better employ a man to keep it for you. it seems to make some i»eople positively angry If one insinuates that this world is not wholly a wilderness of woe.

When your conscience wakes up sometimes it is only to let you know that you think you are being cheated. Beware of temptation. It might not be the brand you think it is.

It is easy enough to have a good time in this world if you have a staud-ln with the people who keep good times on tap. The best way to reform some men is to send them back to the factory and order a new lot In their stead. V The trouble with one’s neighbors Is usually this: They are usually eitbe*. bored or scandalized at our behavior.