Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 59, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 December 1908 — Humor and Philosophy [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Humor and Philosophy

By DUNCAN M. SMITS

Too Bad. “What do you call your cook?* “Polly. But that is not what my husband calls her.” “What does he call her?” M, I am ashamed to tell you.” No Cage.

“But don’t you want to catch a husband?” “What! Me?” “Yes, you.” “Not I.” “Why?” “I should not know what to do with him.”

When He I* at Home. “Ho Is a heavy weight fighter.” “Yes; It Is a pity.” “What Is a pity?” “That he Is such a lightweight hugband.” Explained. “He isn’t worth much, is be?” “No. That’s the reason.” “What reason?” “He costs so much.” Good of Her. “I never have any doubts.” “Is that so?" “Yes. I let my neighbors entertain all such things.”