Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 November 1908 — Humor and Philosophy [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Humor and Philosophy

By DUNCAN N. SMITH

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Insuperable. “But aren't you afraid that you will catch cold and be sick?” “Oh, not at all.” “Oh, I see; applied new thought” “No, not that” “Then why are you so certain?” “I simply can’t afford it” The Limit “Did you say that she had a quarrel with her lawyer?*’ “Tee.” “What was it about?” “She said he did not obtain for her the pattern of divorce that is stylish this year.”