Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 October 1908 — Always the Way. [ARTICLE]

Always the Way.

"Rfcbcuss used to complain because be never got what he wanted to eat.” "I suppose now that he’s a millionaire'he’s all right” "Not at all. He now complains because he never wants what he gets to eat”—New York Pres*. He Made Good. Trotter—When younff Biffkins left college a few years ago he declared he was going to forge his way to the front. Did he make good?. Homer—As a forger, yes. He’s now occupying a front row cell in the penitentiary.—Chicago News. A Lin* on Him. "Ah, pretty lady,” exclaimed the fortune teller, “you have come to find your future husband?* “Not much!" replied the pretty lady. “Pre come to learn Where my present husband is when he’s absent.”—Philadelphia Press. Hartford. Conn.. Oct. B.—The long and bu*y life of Right Rev Michael Tierney, Bishop of Hartford, ended at 8:09.p. m. ywterday. when be suecombed to the stroke of apoplexy which bars him down on Saturday evening.