Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 October 1908 — A Natural Explanation. [ARTICLE]

A Natural Explanation.

She (complainlngly) These guests you have for the shooting do tell such old jokes. He (consolingly)—But you must remember that the fall is the proper season for chestnuts.—Baltimore American. s Sarcastic. “Charley, dear,” said young Mre. Torkins, “why is a dollar bill considered?" “Now, how should I know? Oh, yes. Fll tell you the reason. It’s because nothing is a real bargain unless it’s marked ‘sl,oß.’ Washington star. The Feminine Idea. Husband (during the spat) Providence looks after fools, you know. Wife—lndirectly, yes. Husband—lndirectly ? Wife-Yes: by giving them wives to look after them.—Chicago News. „ Shut It, “But what* is the open door policy, papa?” ' . * “It’s what lets these dern mosquitoes to, you young rascal, and most of the time you’re responsible for it!"Kansas City Times. "