Jasper County Democrat, Volume 11, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 May 1908 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

WOMEN. What do women rave about Go completely daft about Always talk and thh>k about? Guess! It’s easy. What arouses women’s Ire, Though if theirs they all admire. Built of feathers, fuss and wire, Guess! It's easy! Chic and breezy? Hats, of course. What do women like to do, What are women glad to do, What, in spite of all, they’ll do? Easy guessing; Early morn till late at night, In the yard or parlor bright, Finely dressed, or just a sight— I’m confessing— Gossip—that's It. What do women like to be. What do women strive to be, What do women pray to be? This is simple! Scorning freckles and red noses, Wanting cheeks to blush like roses, Weeping when the glass discloses . Just one pimple. Pretty—that’s the answer. Whqt do women look to men for. What do women dally beg for? Something husbands have to work for, There, I’ve told you— Acting daily Just as though Men were made of It, and Oh! If you firmly tell them “no,” How they scold you! Yes, that's it —MONEY.