Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1908 — The Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

The Retort Courteous.

Black—Jones wrote his father that he was having considerable trouble to keep up with his expenses. White—And what did his father say? Black—That such a fast man should have no trouble at all.—Harvard Lampoon.