Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1908 — Something on the Way. [ARTICLE]

Something on the Way.

The McJones family were moving to another town. Mr. MeJones had gone ahead to get the new home in order, and Mrs. MeJones was to follow with the family’s goods and chattels. When she was ready to start Mrs. MeJones,remembering her Scriptures, wired her husband as follows: “Lares and penates on board boat Will arrive tomorrow morning.” But when the telegram got to her husband It was In these terms: “Lard and peanuts on board boat. Will arrive tomorrow morning.”—Success Magazine.