Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 October 1907 — Conundrums. [ARTICLE]

Conundrums.

Why cannot you send any more letters to Washington? Because he is dead. - ■ What sort of a coat is finished and put on wet? Ji coat of plaster. Why isn’t the government going to have the bayonets any. longer .in the army? Because they are long enough. Why is a wornout coat like an empty spool? They are both threadbare. When are potatoes like a baby’s flannel petticoat? When both are scalloped?