Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1907 — His First Banquet. [ARTICLE]

His First Banquet.

City Nephew—But, Uncle Henry, you left the banquet table too early. You should have waited for the bonmots and the repartee. Uncle Henry—Oh. don’t worry, bub. I was satisfied. You see, I don’t drink nor smoke.—Des Moines Register.