Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1907 — The Real Thing. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Real Thing.

Two women were discussing some new neighbors who had moved Into one of the most sumptuous houses in their city. “They seem to be very rich,” said the first. “Oh, they are,” said the second. “Shall youcalt?” ; “Decidedly!” “You are sure, are you, that they are—er—quite correct, quite—er—good form?” “Oh, my dear, I’m positive,” said the second woman. “They have thirty servants, eighteen horses, twelve dogs, eleven automobiles and one child.”— Des Moines' Register.

“Well, there’s one thing about Nurltch—he’s always ready to confess his faults.”. “Nonsense! Why. bragging alamt being self made.’’ “Of course. Ttgit's just it.”—Philadelphia Press.