Jasper County Democrat, Volume 10, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1907 — A Bonanza. [ARTICLE]

A Bonanza.

A certain western congressman has had disastrous experience In gold mine speculations. One day a number of colleagues were discussing the subject of speculation, when one of them said to the western member: “Tom, as an expert, give us a definition of the term ‘bonanza.’ ” “A bonanza,” replied the western man, with emphasis, “is a hole in the ground owned by a champion liar!”— Success.

Come and see me for Osborne mowers and binders and get my prices on a genera) line of implements. Vance Collins. •I.

Wanted: Person to travel in home territory; salary 13J50 per day and expenses. Address, J. A. Chicago, 111. .