Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1906 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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In the Lowell-Rensselaer football game at the former place last Sunday—yes, Sunday—the score was 6to 0 in favor of the latter. We understand two of the Rensselaer high school teachers went up with the crowd from here to see the game. They will no doubt be given the “horse laugh” when they lecture their pupils on observing the Sabbath day and keeping it holy.

The ladies of the M. E. church will hold their annual rummage sale in the lower room of the K of P. building, Nov. 16 and 17, where they will have on sale a good line of winter coats in excellent repair, fend other articles too numerous to mention. Also, the ladies of the Home Missionary society will have on sale at the same time and place, kitchen aprons. Remember the dates, Nov. 16-7,. and come in and buy yourself a winter outfit, including a kitchen apron. *

A school boy at Morocco, assigned to prepare an essay on “Ducks,” wrote as follows : “The duck is a low, heavy-set bird, composed mostly of meat and feathers. He is a mighty poor singer, having a hoarse voice, caused by getting too many frogs in his neck. He likes the water, and carries a toy baloon in his stomach to keep from sinking. The duck has only two legs, and they are set so far back on his running-gears by nature that they come pretty near missing his body. Some ducks when they get big have curls on their tails, and are tailed drakes. Drakes don’t have to set or batch, but just loaf, go swimming, and eat. If I was to be a duck I’d rather be a drake, every time.”

If you are looking for real shoe bargains, see our new sample line, just bought for spot cash. * Chicago Bargain Store.

HAVE YOU CATARRH? Breathe Hyomei and Get Relief and Cure. Sold Under Guarantee. If you, have Catarrh with its many unpleasant symptoms, you should begin to use the healing Hyomei at once. Hyomei is made from nature’s soothing oils and balsams, and contains the germ killing properties of the pine forests. Its medication is taken in with the air you breathe, so that, it reaches the most remote cells of the respiratory organs, killing all catarrhal germs and soothing any irritation there may be in the mucus membrane. A complete Hyomei outfit costs but SI, extra bottles if needed, 50 cents, and B. F. Fendig gives his personal guarantee with every package that money will be refunded unless the treatment cures. See our sample line of shoes, new, fresh and clean, at about wholesale prices. Chicago Bargain Store.

BOX SOCIAL. There will be a box social held at Oak Grove school, Walker tp., on Satuiday night, November 24; a good program. Music will be ftirnished by McCurtain and and Davis Bros. Leo Brusnahan, Teacher. Clothing headquarters largest stock to select from. Quality the best, prices the lowest. Chicago Bargain Store. THANKSGIVING TURKEY MARKET. The best selling days for this market will be from the 12th to the 18th of November. Sort out your nicest, large and fat turkeys for this market, but keep your poor and thin ones at home. B. S. Fendig will pay the highest market price for your nice goods. The unprecedental selling of cloaks surpassing all past efforts is proof we are headquarters. Chicago Bargain Store.

FOR SALE. Some pure bred Poland China early spring pigs, both male and female. James E. Walter, ’Phone 521 F. Rensselaer, Ind. SHEPHERD PUPS FOR SALE. I have several full-blood Shepherd male pups for sale. (’Phone 279.) Thor. Reed, R. F. D. 3. Remington, Ind. Only car load in town. Extra fancy Michigan potatoes, 10 bushels or more at 60c a bushel. Chicago Bargain Store. The Democrat handles Farm Leases, Mortgages, Deeds and other legal blanks. Also prepared to do all kinds of fine job work. Read The Democrat for news,