Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 July 1906 — TEDDY WAKED IT UP. [ARTICLE]

TEDDY WAKED IT UP.

Teacher—How long bad Washington been dead when Roosevelt was inaugurated? Scholar—l dunno; but it hasn’t been very dead since Teddy has been there. —Brooklyn Life. Remember the greatest bargain sale ever attempted in town. July 14th to 28th. Chicago Bargain Store.