Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1906 — Panhandles. [ARTICLE]

Panhandles.

The red nose of a toper is never water colored. When calling, do not blow on your tea; fan it with your hat. If the June brides have all registered, w * will begin to compile the Christmas record. Get your wife to try drinking from a bottle. Ginger ale will do—and it’s snore fun than a circus. “Man may fly at will,” says a current magazine. At last the dream of love has come true —“Come fly, my love, with me!" No, dear, yon cannot plant bird seed and raise birds, but you can plant tosnatoes and raise your neighbors' (chickens any old spring.

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