Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1906 — PACKINGTOWN LOGIC. [ARTICLE]

PACKINGTOWN LOGIC.

The great beef packer touched the electric bell push and summoned hie confidential clerk before him. “Have you agreed with our competitors as to the price we will pay for hogs, sheep and beef cattle to-morrow?” “Yes sir.” “Have you ordered a new supply of formaldehyde?” “Yes sir.” “Is our stock of salicycle acid large enough to last through the month?” “Yes sir.” “All the offal and scraps worked up for sausage and head cheese?” “Yes sir.” “Did you discharge that bunch of anarchistic union men and fill their places with the imported laborers who will work longer hours for 50 per cent less wages?” “Yes sir.” “Got everything all right, eh.” “All your, orders have been carried out sir.” “That’s good. You may go now. Send me in Mr. Spacewriter. I want to give him a few pointers about that article he is going to write demanding a ‘square deal’ for the great packing interests.”—Ex.

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