Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 June 1906 — Not His Way. [ARTICLE]

Not His Way.

Justice (sternly>—You are charged with stealing nine of Colonel Henry’s hens last night. Have you any witnesses ? Brother Swagback (apologetically)— Nussab! I s’pecks I’s sawtuh peculiar dat away, but it ain’t never been muh custom to take witnesses along when I goes out chicken stealin’, sub.—Puck.