Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1906 — EDITORIAL FLINGS. [ARTICLE]

EDITORIAL FLINGS.

Winston Churchill, M. P., accuses an opponent of terminological inexactittide. How's that for a drunk test?— I Boston Herald. Prominent sportsmen have expressed the opinion that pugilism ruins a man's principles. In a few cases it has been ' known to ruin a man’s face.—Washington Post. 1 According to a Cleveland critic, a certain play left “nasty tastes in the memory.” A memory equipped with gusta- ; tory nerves must be annoying.—Pblla- : delphla Ledger. * Professor Frank Bigelow Tarbell of the University of Chicago says the peo? pie of Chicago don’t know how to speak the English language. Why doesn't Professor Tarbell tell us something new?—Philadelphia Press. It is an unpleasant task to have to add to the little worries of our fellow men, but the tact that there is a very dangerous counterfeit *I,OOO bill in circulation ought to be known in every cottage in the land.—Pittsfield Eagle.