Jasper County Democrat, Volume 9, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 May 1906 — An Emergency Cow. [ARTICLE]

An Emergency Cow.

The London milkmen have a cow whose function corresponds to the “Sltzredakteur,” prison editor of the German press. When a milkman is arrested for selling below legal grade he is entitled to summon his cow in bls defense and have her milked before the Judge and so prove that the poor milk was the cow’s fault. Many milkmen have evaded fines In this way of late, and recently It was discovered that there was one cow which was famous for her bad milk that could be hired for court purposes.