Jasper County Democrat, Volume 8, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1905 — Looking For Capacity. [ARTICLE]

Looking For Capacity.

“What are you writing, little boy?" asked the old gentleman. “Christmas letters,” responded tbei youngster. “One is to Santa Claus.” “But you have two.” “Ob, the other is to the fat lady !n the museum, asking If she would loan, me one of her stockings to hang up.” Read The Democrat for news.